There was a post on r/technology about robots potentially taking over from humans if the minimum wage rises.
After someone made a comment about robots not being able to spit in your food, u/angryPenguinator replied with a script written in BASIC that describes a robot putting crap on your burger.
10 Take order from meatbag 20 Endure jokes about lack of feels cause robot 30 Tell BurgerBot3000 to insert human excrement in McWhopper 40 Serve to meatbag 50 Ask next meatbag to place order 60 GOTO 10
Now I will try it with python
The Python Code
Haven’t really tested it, so I am not 100% sure if it works.
# Serving a customer def robotOrder(): # print welcoming message and ask order list_raw_order = raw_input('Welcome, what would you like?') # dictionary of complete order dict_full_order = {} # go through the list of items for each_item in list_raw_order: # check for drinks if each_item=='drink': dict_full_order['drink'] = raw_input('What drink would you like?') # check for fries elif each_item=='fries': dict_full_order['fries'] = raw_input('What size would you like?') # check for hamburger elif each_item=='burger': str_cheese = raw_input('Would you like some cheese?') dict_full_order['burger'] = [str_cheese] # check for insults, and add excrement elif each_item==insult: dict_full_order['burger'].append(excrement) # prepare meal the_meal = prepareOrder(dict_full_order) # serve meal return the_meal